There were quite a few things that the

early explorers missed.

It made some of the other species quite upset

to share certain specialties.

The phrase 'get over it' had not been invented yet.

No better time than now.

I don't know how you can do that.

I love me a good card trick.

I don't often enjoy the card trick banter.

S'like he knows more than me.

Well, he does, but does he have to act like it?

Does he?

Its that,

well,

Focus.

We are nothing but envious.

We saw this guy on television last night.

Was this hair done before?

So labor intensive.

Sometimes you just

gotta treat yerself.

A Public Service Announcement.

But not often.

Actually, thats a lie.

Its just things that even

I don't want to hear.

Regardless.

Not always what I'd like, but

it gets me through just fine.

Its made him a bit angry,

but he's funny.

He doesn't show enough respect.

There are things that need be earned.

A scolding was in order.

Neighborhood favorites.

Taking requests.

I try and help him find a spot,

but he wants nothing to do with my input.

So many options.

Lucky.

It takes a puddle to put

things into perspective.

Praise to the puddle

I don't even know its name.

I don't know if it's a boy or a girl.

Hell, I don't know anything about it except

that I've seen a picture of it, and it's a puppy,

and all puppies look a particular way.

And I don't like it.

Dumb ass

Wash away all my sins,

please.

As if I have any.

So subjective aren't they?

I want to know who invents these things.